![]() “I basically just lurch from one fireable offense to the next.” “Ugh.“Ron if you keep it up this headache you gave me is going last for the next 3 to 5 nights.”.What was your name again?” “Rodney.” “Thank you, a**hole.” And then you can go buy some wax for your cross.” “And I’ll wait here for the ambulance to take your grievously wounded child to the hospital for emergency surgery.” “Yes, Woodhouse.I mean besides Barry and Katya, what is his deal with robots?” “Did he mean a terminator of gays? Because Krieger’s creepy and weird, but he’s not homophobic, I don’t think.“Were those gunshots?” “Oh who knows with these people.What am I? Hourly?” “Are you not?” “I don’t know.” “So when do we do this?” “Well, you should already be feeling the effects of the anesthetic.” “The? Go d*mn it Krieger!” “So whenever my assistants get here.”.“Plus when I’m taking out the old bones I take tons of pictures with my phone.” “Oh, then, what could go wrong?” “Seriously?” “Sarcastically.” “Oh.“And so a small power unit goes here on your spiny thing, which sends electrical impulses to your muscles and ligaments and stuff, which I will fuse to a vanadium alloy endoskeleton replacing your current, uh, leg bones.”.“Pre-approved by whom?” “Oh now you’re on my side.” “Shut up.” “Common enemy.” “Hey that’s how Lana and I started dating.” “Shut up.”.Not on the pre-approved list of equipment for this mission.” “The what?” “The-” “I heard you!” “No.” “Yes, Lana.” “We don’t need a-” “Rocket launcher.“I may have wandered pretty far from the church, but I do still believe there’s some things only God should do.” “Like give you an erection?” “I’m assuming you mean give me the ability to have an erection?” “Also, yes.”.“So it’s gonna look like I’m leaving but that’s only because I’m leaving.” “Why won’t you let me help you?” “Besides the fact that you’ll probably kill me?” “Yes!” “Because it’s wrong!”.“If you think I’m gonna let you turn you into some sort of cyborg zombie like Katya-” “Whoa whoa whoa whoa no! Zombie implies I raised her from the dead.” “Well, then I’m using it correctly.”.“Robot legs?” “No this has nothing to do with robotics.I piss and sh*t in a plastic bag.” “Me too! But, actually, I was wondering if you’d like to walk again.” “No, Krieger, because this way I never have to buy new shoes!” “Yeah but is that worth it?” “Oh, blow me.” “Why? You couldn’t feel it.”.Although hopefully not running because I’ll be in brand new shoes.” “Yes and you did excellent legwork.” “Yeah, but now it requires literal legwork Ray, like walking and maybe running.It’s a-” “Vehicular hermaphrodite?” “Shut up. “Well, A, The El Camino is not a car-” “Truck.“It’s broken?” “Huh?” “The elevator’s broken?” “Huh?” “The elevator?” “Huh?” “THE ELEVATOR?” “Outta order.” “I can see that.” “Why the hell did you ask?”.Good morning a**hole smoke alarm! And good morning, medical bills.
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